Awe yeah. Check out those sexy wood-platformed high heels of sex and win. You want dis? You so want dis.
What's that? A close-up? You want a close-up of how hot these shoes are? Well. Okay.
Oh yes. Those are some hot shoes right there.
These are the '70s Living' by Skins at Ultra Shoes (ultrashoes.co.nz). Click the pictures for extra sex and win. I am completely without shame in admitting that I have the black pair on layby and am eyeing up the red, despite the fact that I don't tend to wear red, because SHINY and PATENT and WOOD, oh my. This post may also make more sense in context of Kate Beaton's Stupid Rooster comics. I may be being the chicken again. Awe yeah girl.